cyberisaac (cyberisaac) wrote in the_lush_life,
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Pre 4th

My wife has had it with my dr jeckel, and mr hyde mood swings. I was so drunk yesterday that I didn't recall, until now, speeding past the police and cutting them off from the right! I don't know why I'm not in jill right now. I guess God protects women, children, and really dom drunks. I never knew you could get so wasted on table wine. My head hurts, and I'm pitting a whole pig right now. People due over in four hours, and I'm eight hours behind. I hope pizza hut is open today. My head hurts.
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